hello and welcome Erin Mewmew Lissy's Dislikes. I'm your host, Dame Brian Moylan. This week we not only focus on what we hate about Erin Miu Miu Lissy, but we also have special guest Becky Minkoff. We also found some things we didn't like about her.
This episode focuses on Erin and what she's going through. Did you know that her mother had cancer? I don't mean to make fun of women with cancer, and I think cancer was very traumatic for Erin, but I know that Angie K. is Greek and Just like she brings up certain things, she brings up cancer. Is she just going to wear a pink ribbon to draw attention to herself? It means paying attention to the cause. No, I'm talking about herself.
She goes with Uber to buy a wig for her mother, which is actually a very cute scene, and her mother gets a great hair system from Bits and Pieces, but this… probably sells more to drag queens than women with cancer. While they are there, Uva asks Erin what is going on with her and Abe. “I wanted him to be there for me this time, with all the things going on with my mom, but he just started doing all these horrible things that I didn't know about,” she said. speaks to.
Erin said something similar in the last episode about not letting Abe make a joke about mushrooms. Abe also said that some bad things had happened in their marriage. Damn, this must be really bad if they don't even mention it out loud. What could it be? Was he cheating? Did he open an account for Ashley Madison? Did she find him on Grindr? Did he quit his job and start working as a rodeo clown? Did he secretly mortgage his Hamptons home and now it's in foreclosure? Did he book a table at Catch? It would be awful if Erin got upset about it and cried in public (without tears or moving an eyebrow). right?
Then we see what happened in the dinner scene with Erin and Abe. Hahahaha. Oh, hey. I know it's coming. You know the reason is coming, but it's even stupider than you think. Hahahaha. Oh, I can't wait to say that. This is very interesting. Because Erin is angry…hahaha. sorry. sorry. Erin is angry because her husband sold her Bitcoin without telling her. Hahahahahaha. yes. That's it. That's the reason. That's a given, so it's a crypto-related discussion. What will we learn next? Is Erin mad that Abe didn't rent enough RVs for a three-week trip to Burning Man? Erin is mad because she had the idea for Goop and Abe Are you saying it's because you let the URL expire? She wants credit for making the Hamptons store's chicken salad famous, but no one noticed her when she showed up at the store? Oh, wait, that's someone else.
To be fair to Erin, if my husband had sold an asset years ago that he thought had value in a bank account somewhere, I would have been mad at him. I think her anger and feelings of betrayal are completely natural. Understood. but cryptocurrency?!It's better not to buy something like that in the first place. It's like being angry at Prime Minister Abe for throwing away a losing lottery ticket. This is a stupid gamble and millions of people lose millions of dollars by playing it. Erin is upset that she didn't get enough wealth in Bitcoin. Come. That shit is more unstable than a TNT case with shake weights being carried around by Sean Penn being greeted by paparazzi. Abe-san has been very good to you both.
But why did Prime Minister Abe sell Bitcoin? Hahahaha. You know why, right? I can see why, but this is the most Erin Miu Miu Rishi answer ever. Abe sold Bitcoin – hahahahahaha. sorry. Abe sold his Bitcoin to pay off his debt from (hahahaha) Erin's failed handbag line!!!!!!hahahahaha. It was called FrameworK with a capital K at the end. Check out the bag she uses in this article. Of course this shit failed. More obvious than Erin's failure with her handbag line is the amount of money and attention Raquel's girlfriend Mel lavishes on her pets. Lesbians who are too obsessed with dogs are like spring flowers. groundbreaking.
Erin thought she could launch a handbag line because every time she carries a bag, people say, “God, I love your bag.” buy Erin will definitely be fine with a good handbag. design good handbag. Sorry, sis, but that's not how things work. Just because you ate 100 tons of Oreos doesn't mean you'll bake them well. The only thing more obvious than the fact that Erin has a line of handbags is that Erin launches a line of handbags that fails and leaves the couple in debt and has to sell Bitcoin to make up for it. That means it wasn't there. oh my god. This is so obvious and shockingly, disgustingly basic that, of course, that's what happened to Erin Mewmew Lissie. You'll never be able to get over this. It never ends.
In other Erin-related news, she goes to Bryn's house to talk about the fight at the premiere, and Bryn gives Erin tap water and asks her to take the stairs because the “elevator” is “broken.” Not only did she give Erin a drink, but she also made Erin drink tap water and take her up the stairs. I ignored Erin for the first five minutes we were together and scrolled through her phone. In the end, they both apologized to each other, but they didn't know what they were angry about. Bryn told Jenna that Erin had said she was poor and Bryn was angry that Erin appeared on Jeff Lewis' radio show and didn't say anything. This argument is dumber than the capital K at the end of FrameworkK. I told you this would never end.
However, some fights still break out between the women. Uber is angry that Bryn distorted what Erin said about Jenna being poor, but Erin doesn't talk to Bryn or give her things that are taken out of context. I blame him a little too. Now, we all know that Bryn changes things to suit her mood, but I don't think that means anyone won't talk to her. Everyone in the group should be careful when picking up bones brought by Bryn.
Sai is also angry at Bryn because he got excited and yelled at Bryn's kickoff party. I don't know if it's entirely Bryn's fault, but there are good points about the way Cy threatens people and picks fights to their faces and how Bryn does it off-camera. I think so. She brings up a text that Brynn sent to the group, saying she's like carbon monoxide, colorless and odorless, so much so that you don't even realize she's choking the life out of you. . That's funny, I think Bryn is more of a silent but deadly fart. I don't know where that rotting colon came from, but if I had to guess, it was probably Bryn.
I liked the scene between Cy and Jenna. Jenna Finn Lyons tells Cy that she needs to be softer and more vulnerable when talking to Bryn. To be fair, Jenna is a lot more open this season than she was last season, and just as I was surprised to see her potential future mother-in-law in the last episode, there's more to come in this episode. I was surprised to see her son. Jenna takes him, his assistant, and her friend Heather on a rock climbing trip where she opens up about her fear of heights and her son leaving home and not returning to New York. Looks like Jenna is taking some advice of her own. And when she's done rock climbing, she picks up her new $214,000 burgundy Bentley, which she names Jeeves. (She didn't. I made it up, but I think it's appropriate.) The real problem is, she ordered this car before the “Jenna is poor” rumor spread. Or later.
The rest of the episode is about a Blade Airlines flight to the Hamptons that Bryn takes with Jessel and Becky Minkoff. Bryn may not be receiving financial help from her sugar daddy, but is she getting help from Blade? Not only did we see a lot of logos in this episode, but she also wore Blade's hat during her conversation with Erin. We love a little brand integration, even if most of it is about how much women are afraid of helicopters.
Brin, who was on the helicopter, said he was starting to get questions from the press and friends about Becky's alleged involvement with Scientology. “What should we say when people ask us about Scientology nonsense?” Brin asks.
“No comment,” Becky replied shortly. Bryn points out that she and Jessel are both publicists and know that “no comment” doesn't work. In her confessional, Becky says, “If you're interested, read the book.” Now, I've read books, watched documentaries, and watched a reality show starring Leah Remini, and Scientology seems like a dangerous cult, and I'm not too happy about this show denouncing it. . platform. I know all about the slavery and human trafficking accusations. It's said to be the reason why Nicole Kidman's two children won't talk to her, and it's probably why she produces 52 movies and 147 TV shows a year. I know that it is. If anything, we need her to talk to those kids, to take a break from her wig repetition.
I'm not a big fan of religion in general, but this one seems particularly insidious. (This is the part where I am obligated to inform you that the Church of Scientology has denied all the accusations against them mentioned above.) I also like that this show is basically for everyone. Not. I don't Speak on the screen. Rebecca was in it. new york times As recently as 2021, he endorsed “religion” and now we expect him to not answer any questions about it? please. I also hate that her castmates don't want to take her there. Jenna says every religion has its extremes. Yes, but Scientology is not a normal religion. Bryn jokes that she wants to know if Xenu is single, but that's the only thing that speaks to the weirdness of this whole situation. Erin brings up John Travolta and says she can't talk about it on camera, so it seems like the only thing Erin is willing to talk about on camera this season is about her mother's cancer. That seems really awful.
Rebecca tells us in her confession that it is recognized as a world religion, but that is false as many countries do not recognize it as such. She also said there was nothing hidden or weird about it. If so, where is Shelley Miscavige? Hmm? Becky? Yes, I'm asking you a question. A woman who appears on a reality show about her life and doesn't share one major aspect of her life.
Becky is not taking questions at this time. She said she would like to have a conversation, but would prefer not to do so because the helicopter would be too noisy. “When you have a general interest, you want to talk about it, and it's not just, 'Tell me about the movie.' Do you want your friends to tell you about the movie in general, or do you just go see the movie and ” This makes as much sense as the capital K at the end of FrameworkK. She wants her friends to be really interested, but she doesn't want to talk about it. So she wants them to go get an audit of the Church of Scientology and see for themselves? That doesn't sound like a movie I want to see. As much as I want to carry around a bag of Frameworks, I want this cult to be on TV. And one can only pray to Catholic Jesus (slightly less stupid than Xenu, but at least it actually existed) that Scientology will soon have its way. Erin's (hahahaha) failed handbag line.
